About

Gopher Reviews is a site built and run by cranky gophers geeks who never leave their mom’s basement, have about 5 level 80 Warcraft characters and love playing professional Facebook Poker.

In between late night caffeine fueled coding sessions, they review (but not rate) the latest geek gadgets.

Why no ratings?

Ratings are gay and so is your face.  We believe that other gophers prefer reading someone’s opinion, buying the product and coming up with their own opinion.  Non-gophers like to use cute star systems to rate what they should buy.  Gophers use their superior intellect.

 

PUBLIC DISCLAIMER: The views and opinions expressed on this website do not always share the same views and opinions of dogs, cats, Sponge Bob Square Pants, the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, or my mom. No gophers were harmed in the making of this website. All rights reserved. Most photos used with permission. Batteries included, good luck finding them. This website has caused some women to tear off their clothes, fly across the room, and make love to not so innocent gopher enthusiasts. Please consult your physician before viewing website.

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